No ones teleported me to a Waffle House in ages 😔

@TheBreadmonkey I used to teleport home after every drunken night out. I'd also always be missing roughly the amount of money a taxi would have cost.

It remains a mystery.

@ApostateEnglishman @TheBreadmonkey
I used to be able to teleport when I was a child. I'd fall asleep downstairs and wake up in bed in the morning. I miss being able to do that.
@Fragarach @ApostateEnglishman @TheBreadmonkey My Vinted stuff teleports. I put it in an InPost locker and it disappears, only to reappear in another locker miles away.