This is a fucking OUTRAGE!
Get in, loser. We’re going teleporting.
The nearest Waffle House is 1,238 miles away???
@FeloniousPunk we had Shari's for that...
@laprice But the GLORY of post-gig grub at a Waffle House is essential, man. How do you people live like this?
@laprice I’ve suddenly become disillusioned with the west coast
@FeloniousPunk At least in Portland you can get a decent Shwarma after 1am/ But Eugene rolls up the sidewalks around 10pm
@laprice At least we have that busted-ass Denny’s down by the dump on I-5. Small miracles.

@laprice Shawarma? My soon-to-be-ex had a schwannoma once. But I don’t think that’s the same thing.

Or is it? 🤔

@FeloniousPunk if you should find yourself in downtown Portland the 3rd Avenue pod is open 'til 4.

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@laprice Damn. Now I’m HANGRY.
@FeloniousPunk @laprice I remember at one point a few years ago everyone *thought* we were getting a Waffle House in Utah. Turned out to be a prankster who painted up an abandoned restaurant building to *look* like Waffle House with the logo and all. Much disappointment all around. But here there's the Gay Denny's.

@Ashmire @laprice Persistence. Dedication. Tenacity. Empathy.

Where was I going with this?