This is a fucking OUTRAGE!
Get in, loser. We’re going teleporting.
The nearest Waffle House is 1,238 miles away???
@FeloniousPunk we had Shari's for that...
@laprice But the GLORY of post-gig grub at a Waffle House is essential, man. How do you people live like this?
@FeloniousPunk @laprice I remember at one point a few years ago everyone *thought* we were getting a Waffle House in Utah. Turned out to be a prankster who painted up an abandoned restaurant building to *look* like Waffle House with the logo and all. Much disappointment all around. But here there's the Gay Denny's.

@Ashmire @laprice Persistence. Dedication. Tenacity. Empathy.

Where was I going with this?