Get in, loser. We’re going teleporting.

The nearest Waffle House is 1,238 miles away???

@FeloniousPunk we had Shari's for that...

@laprice But the GLORY of post-gig grub at a Waffle House is essential, man. How do you people live like this?

@laprice I’ve suddenly become disillusioned with the west coast

@FeloniousPunk At least in Portland you can get a decent Shwarma after 1am/ But Eugene rolls up the sidewalks around 10pm