FeloniousPunkThis is a fucking OUTRAGE!
Get in, loser. We’re going teleporting.
The nearest Waffle House is 1,238 miles away???
If I DO end up at a Waffle House tonight, you can be damned sure teleportation was involved.
🔞Anissa🔞@FeloniousPunk
Be sure to videotape your trip so you can share it with us tomorrow. 😁
Be sure to videotape your trip so you can share it with us tomorrow. 😁
Load average@FeloniousPunk we had Shari's for that...
@laprice But the GLORY of post-gig grub at a Waffle House is essential, man. How do you people live like this?
@laprice I’ve suddenly become disillusioned with the west coast
@FeloniousPunk At least in Portland you can get a decent Shwarma after 1am/ But Eugene rolls up the sidewalks around 10pm
@laprice At least we have that busted-ass Denny’s down by the dump on I-5. Small miracles.
@laprice Shawarma? My soon-to-be-ex had a schwannoma once. But I don’t think that’s the same thing.
Or is it? 🤔
@FeloniousPunk if you should find yourself in downtown Portland the 3rd Avenue pod is open 'til 4.
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And the appropriate soundtrack
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@laprice Damn. Now I’m HANGRY.
Ash-Miw-Re@FeloniousPunk @laprice I remember at one point a few years ago everyone *thought* we were getting a Waffle House in Utah. Turned out to be a prankster who painted up an abandoned restaurant building to *look* like Waffle House with the logo and all. Much disappointment all around. But here there's the Gay Denny's.
Faraiwe@FeloniousPunk so, more shrooms?
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@FeloniousPunk
Let's make teleporting to a Waffle House the new planking.
Let's make teleporting to a Waffle House the new planking.
@Guillotine_Jones That sounds a bit too much like work. I'm putting you on report, pal.
Karen Conlin@FeloniousPunk oh, nicely done
Aaron David@FeloniousPunk "It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses" 
Dane 🌎🖖✌️☮️⚛️☸️🕉️@FeloniousPunk We doin it X-Men Nightcrawler style, or transporters ala Star Trek?
jonathankoren™@TheLastOfHisName @FeloniousPunk neither. Fly style
@jonathankoren Unh UH! Bullshit! I've seen that movie! YOU two wanna get genetically scrambled? Knock yourselves out!
As for me... *BAMF*
@TheLastOfHisName Nah. Repo Man.
@FeloniousPunk Rockin. And appropriate.
@TheLastOfHisName Everything important about life can be learned from Repo Man
@FeloniousPunk Now I need to rewatch it. Thanks for the reminder!
@TheLastOfHisName You can thank me again later.
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