Fesshole 🧻I've let my dog sample every one of my bodily excretions. He seems to like ear wax the best. This probably doesn't need stating but I live alone, except for the dog.
Martin
Badger Dad@fesshole EVERY excretion? Pretty sure that crosses several legal lines.
Developing Stacy 
If you'd force fed me your piss shit and cum I'd probably prefer earwax too.
🐕 Paul 🦄@The4thCircle @fesshole A lot of dogs are coprophilic. My dog was fond of cat shit, which was the species of feces she had the easiest access to in the window of time between when the cat shat and someone cleaned the litter tray.
John Maxwell@fesshole Dog: "I have the BEST human!"
@fesshole eeeeeeewwwwwww! Like, why! Just, no! Why, would you even think it was a good idea, to do that!
GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺@fesshole You WHAT?