@vantablack Chuck Norris didn't die. He defeated life

@vantablack now do Trump.

@vantablack he may be disappointed to discover that the anthropomorphic personification of death is impervious to roundhouse kicks to the face.

@vantablack Chucky fought Death, and Death won.

@vantablack Chuck Norris is the first right-wing asshole since Fred Phelps to drop dead on my birthday. What a nice surprise to wake up to!