@alice i have chaired on a seat.

@alice boosting for a chairitable cause 😃

@alice they are lying and/or live deep in the forest

@alice Is this like that Carlin bit, "fuck you I'm not getting on the plane, I'm getting in the plane?" Because if so, I've still sat on a chair. (In my experience it seems that while bisexuals sit sideways or backwards in chairs, pansexuals perch atop the back like gargoyles.)

@alice Wow, this meme took off hard... 😆

@alice is this real?

@alice horse

@alice Y'all are sitting?!

@alice What happened to the cows?

@alice we saw the thing this is referencing but we don't remember what it actually was, which makes it funnier

@alice I don't need to, I just fart continuously and the force keeps me hovering in mid-air.

@alice as a queer person, I've never knowingly sat in a chair when I could instead drape myself sideways over it somehow

@alice wait so that horse poll was a shitpost?

@alice Yes, I have... But I prefer to sit on a nice horse instead. Maybe I should try a cow next time to compare the ergonomics?

@alice your colleagues are liars

@alice Because atoms never touch, no one has ever sat on anything ​​

@alice I haven't, but I have sat on a seat before. Does that count?

@alice depends how you define 'chair'

@alice i would need an independent observer to confirm

@alice ill sit this one out

@alice I'm trying to quit.

@alice what is cahir? Can one nomms it? 👉👈 ​​

@alice the most important question is, of course, about the technique ..

@alice where I grew up most of us had chairs in house, but many others did not have them.

@alice are your colleagues savages? Everyone has sat on a chair.

@alice Team standing desk 😂

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Is this one of those jokes for native speakers?
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@alice no, but then, i *am* a horse