Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.

While talking to a colleague it came up that they have never sat on a chair. Like, not even once in their childhood.

Another colleague listening in admitted they also have never sat on a chair.

My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a chair.

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Have you sat on a chair?

Please boost for scientific accuracy.
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Yes
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@alice Is this like that Carlin bit, "fuck you I'm not getting on the plane, I'm getting in the plane?" Because if so, I've still sat on a chair. (In my experience it seems that while bisexuals sit sideways or backwards in chairs, pansexuals perch atop the back like gargoyles.)
@SymTrkl no, it's a subpost of pretty much everyone
nomaakip :neofox_flag_lesbian: (sharkey edition) (@nomaakip)

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something. While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never meowed it came up that she has never waffed. Like, not even once during childhood. Another colleague admitted they also have never waffed. My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life waffed. :neofox_floof: :neofox_boop::neofox_pat_floof: Have you ever waffed? Please boost for scientific accuracy. (📊)

WAFkey

@alice

These polls sure have gotten a… development…

@yenndc there were a few more after mine, like https://twoot.site/@nightjar/116258130383854439
goatsucker (@[email protected])

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