Fesshole 🧻
I have worked out a way of telling if my wife is angry at me by how she presents food, example - tomatoes. If her salad has cherry tomatoes cut into quarters and mine are cut in half, or even whole, I have done something wrong.
Mar 18 at 10:20pmWeb
Show threadPete LawsonMar 18
@fesshole Not helping making the salad, I'd imagine.
Show threadOrb 2069Mar 18

@fesshole

...cue wave of neurotypicals shaming someone for emulating their hardware in software starting...

Show threadLoohoosaherMar 18
@fesshole that's... so sad
Show threadNGC-OllieMar 18
@fesshole Tell me something more british please.
Show threadGJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Mar 18
@fesshole It's a way of communicating with one's spouse, I suppose. Wonder when the Brits discover that this thing called "language" works within relationships as well as on social media or in the pub with mates.
Show threadCarlos SolísMar 18
No wonder so many people end up with schizophrenia - having to guess whether somebody's angry at you solely through vague hints all the time, and you'll end up misfiring the defensiveness
Show threadOffbeatmammalMar 19
@fesshole if my wife feeds me tomatoes I know something is wrong ... Very allergic!
Show threadKilla KoalaMar 19
@fesshole Who cuts cherry tomatoes into *quarters* FFS?
Show threadLunar 🛸 ♾Mar 19
@dshan @fesshole Someone with an axe (or knife) to grind, maybe
Show threadInc Hulk 🧪Mar 19
@fesshole Hmmm, sounds uncomfortably familiar (of my previous life).
Show threadBen ToddMar 19

@fesshole

It's when she's chopping your sausages in half when you really have to worry.