Renate Oude Nijeweme
Emil Jacobs - CollectifissionFinally, a real use case for JavaScript
Kyle Brown 
@collectifission I mean, I would hate to see the CSS hacks needed to get that to work
Ed Neal@collectifission appendChild()
Airis Damon
waldi@EdtheChem @collectifission Something like that: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/14647273.2025.2607206
@waldi @collectifission Thanks for the link!
Willow :bhjflag_bisexual::anarchy_punk_demiboy:
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derptron@collectifission That someone used JavaScript for something doesn't mean it's useful for that.
I mean...isn't that obvious?
Andy N.Apologies JavaScript, I wasn't aware of your game.
Albirew
Faraiwe@collectifission hopefully it's not the usual ill-conceived Java stuff.
SWIDT
luca@collectifission Wow, I'd never thought Javascript was up to sort out so complex matters.
Damn, you definitely donโt want to miss a curly bracket on that one.
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@collectifission ROFL! ๐คฃ
Seb@collectifission Not Vbscript?
N4RSE - Jim@collectifission is it non gender specific if you use npm?
@collectifission JavaScripters are some SERIOUS computer linguists!๐
Secret Squirrel@collectifission JavaScript bringing the BDE.
Sandor Spruit ๐ช๐บ๐ณ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ@collectifission Thanks, I needed that laugh ๐
@collectifission You'd believe that would need to be fully server-side!
Leto Atrรฉides ๐ชฑ๐๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐๐ชถ๐
AgnesBC@collectifission I've been on HRT for 30 years, but how do I now enable JavaScript? Also, is it possible to just enable ECMAScript?
Jorongo Ringo@collectifission couldn't see the bottom line and I was like "really not finding the joke here"
Veviser@collectifission Brb learning Node
Clyde DavidsonI didn't know that JavaScript could replace a cervix and vagina!
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๐ฅ๐๐_๐๐๐๐_๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ_๐๐_๐๐๐๐๐Oh no, that kid will be full of bugs
Absolute Beginner ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ@collectifission What's this? JavAIscript? 
Luke
Nafnlaus ๐ฎ๐ธ ๐บ๐ฆMeh, it's easier in Python. Just "pip install pregnancy" then "import pregnancy" and you're off.
Kevin Karhan 
@collectifission that exlains why I know so many transfem web developers...
Tofu 
โ@collectifission fertility requires javascript? So glad to be a noscript user!
James HarrisI assume the syntax is just a lot easier to understand with jQuery
$( "๐ถ" ).appendTo( "body" );
solastalgia kris โ๏ธ๐ง๐ฒ@collectifission wanna know how she's naming her child?
Jason
Ax=b@collectifission I'm actively laughing out loud at this one