@geekysteven reverse rubber duck

@geekysteven I’d take a few shifts. He seems like he’d be pretty into anyone else’s special interest, so it’d probably be fun.

@geekysteven Every mother ever is that crewman

@geekysteven NGL he has one of the best jobs. Learns all the cool shit. Boimler would be envious as hell.

@geekysteven They're not allowed to point out that they've already heard that story fifteen times, nor can they explain that dictionaries exist and that an android can ABSOLUTELY look up words himself instead of holding up a staff meeting asking what feet have to do with height or whatever. It's so dangerous (emotionally) that it's why they shifted who wears the red shirts...