No one wants to see that.
@lowqualityfacts what if Pantone released a shampoo?
@yetzt @lowqualityfacts that could even be good for those of us in our middle years who are starting to get grey hair 😁

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... what if you used it on ... other parts of your parts, such as your Nether Regions?

Would you grow hair, there, too?

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Pretty sure there was a movie where he was a lawyer and was wearing a toupee, but I'm much too lazy to look it up and verify it.

@lowqualityfacts it's because The Rock owns Pantene and has beef with Vin Diesel
@lowqualityfacts I mean... We do know how he looks like with his hair
@lowqualityfacts if there was a shampoo that could cure baldness men everywhere would be rushing to the store.
@lowqualityfacts people with hair can be bold too