Me:
Splunk:
Splunk admin:
Me: 
Me:
Splunk:
Splunk admin:
Me: 
@winterknight1337 Stop attacking Splunk! Do you have any idea how hard some of us hammer it? Please think of th-
Oh wait, it's Cisco now. Fucking pinata that shit.
Look, the Splunk indexer is for admiring in its rack from a distance, not for querying against.

@nyanbinary Good. Keep looking.
sneaks away
@cR0w omg splunk.
I am not on good terms right now.