Olivier Roux (moose)Mar 17
John Siracusa
Five years ago today, after listening to some negative discussion on @atpfm, someone on Twitter angrily predicted that “in 5 years, Tesla will have a marketcap at least 5 times larger than Apple.” I made a calendar event for this prediction, because I am petty. But now the account that posted it has deleted all its tweets, ruining the fun.
Mar 17 at 1:06pmIvory for iOS
Show threadJohn SiracusaMar 17
And speaking of longterm predictions, I did indeed add this to my calendar (although I wouldn’t take the bet at two years, so we settled on three).
Show threadtraalMar 17
@siracusa that’s a good one! 👍🏻
Show threadyertleMar 17
@siracusa we love petty John (that’s not intended to be a backhanded compliment)
Show threadDan SugalskiMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm I notice that as of this morning at 9:08AM Eastern (markets are open) AAPL is currently 2.64x the market cap of TSLA. On the Tesla upside it's P/E is 11.5x Apple's so that's... something.
Show threadDavid B. TempletonMar 17
@wordshaper @siracusa @atpfm I'm seeing 3.72T and 1.24T which would be exactly 3.00x
Show threadDr. SobekMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm I guess that's what screen caps are supposed to be for ?
Show threadFreediverXMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm
You should develop a petty reminders app called I Told You So.
Show threadDan SugalskiMar 17
@[email protected] @siracusa @atpfm A reminder app that I could use the share sheet for that took a screenshot and tracked URLs and social media handles? I would 100% pay good money for that.
Show threadMarco ArmentMar 17
@freediverx @siracusa @atpfm Obviously, it would be called Follow-Up
Show threadJarrod BlundyMar 18
@marcoarment 🤣
Show threadMarc Robinson Mar 17
@freediverx @siracusa @atpfm Team up with @gruber and you could call it Claim Chowder.
Show threadVincent BernardiMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm I can roleplay with the best of them. “Five years from now, SpaceX will have a market cap at least 5 times larger than Apple”
Show threadKevin Patrick Doyle 🍅🥫Mar 17
@siracusa @atpfm if you were truly petty you would find them IRL
Show threadMachielMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm Elon reply guys are truly the worst 😂
Show threadAlpacheezMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm if the commenter had said Elon Musk's wealth would grow by 5x they wouldn't have been far off. 190 Billion in 2021 to 852 billion now, about 4.5x
Show threadRay McCarthyMar 17
@Alpacheez @siracusa @atpfm
But it's not real wealth. It's shares.
xAI would soon be bankrupt which is why X, then SpaceX took it over,
X is doomed. He borrowed.
Telsa is doomed.
The Powerwall product is doomed.
Hyperloop?
Brain implants?
Cybertruck?
The tractor cab for big trailers?
(Korean supplier for Cybertruck battery material has almostwritten off contract)
SpaceX highly subsidized.
Starlink satellites have absurd short life.
Tesla's share "growth" was fuelled by carbon credits and hype.
Show threadAlpacheezMar 17
@raymaccarthy Musk has been good at finding government handouts which makes it funny that he wanted to run "Doge" to find waste and fraud. He probably thought lots of other folks were getting "free" government money like he has done with SpaceX, and Tesla. I don't disagree with his objectives, but I do with his methods and whatever "values" he has.
Show threadHuman Brain EnthusiastMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm Was this going to happen before or after Bitcoin hits $1,000,000?
Show threadMike SaxMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm #claimchowder
Show threadLenora256Mar 17
@siracusa @atpfm Like how a person who told me that Reddit was going to be all behind a paywall by now deleted their account.
Show threadmdavisMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm We love you for being you.
Show threadSibshopsMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm This is why information on mastodon is generally more reliable than twitter. Any nobody can post something on Twitter and it can go viral. On mastodon, an account has to have a history of good toots to gain followers. They can't just create an account to post something for shock value and delete the account afterword.
Show threadStomataMar 17
@atpfm @siracusa someone should make a fediverse bot for these kind of stuff
Show threadLucy PinderMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm its important to delete these predictions in time, if they were wrong 😀
Show threadWadeMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm ATP aftershow request: show your scheduled reminders list (along with @caseyliss and @marcoarment)’s (or at least the parts thereof that aren’t too personal). I now have an image in my head of a 2019 Mac Pro showing a mile-long Reminders app window filled with grudges. 😆
Show threadPete GontierMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm I am choosing to imagine the tweets are all deleted because the poster realized Twitter had become a Nazi bar. That’s fun of a sort.
Show threadjerMar 17

@siracusa @atpfm

The market cap turned to be a #maga cap

Show threadLeon CowleMar 17
@siracusa Following their Dear Leader's example on future predictions, I see.
Show threadWayne RobinsonMar 17
@siracusa @atpfm Although $1.25T is still way too high for what is now a pretty stagnant EV company when compared to what the Chinese and European manufacturers are doing.
Show threadJochen MarschallMar 18
@siracusa
These geniuses are everywhere.
Had this calendar entry as well (with yearly reminders) but losers will be losers and I just cannot be bothered anymore.
Show threadKevin Karhan Mar 18

@siracusa @atpfm no @internetarchive archive?

Cuz I do that!

Show threadJarrod BlundyMar 18
@siracusa Still pretty fun tbh 😆