Petr ŠvábMar 17
Randahl Fink

Trump keeps pressuring Europe to enter his war with Iran.

Instead of taking the call, I advise all European Prime Ministers to replace their voice mail greeting with Billy Joel singing, “We didn’t start the fire!”

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Show threadvictorvonvortexMar 16
@randahl
Show threadThe Animal and the MachineMar 16
@randahl
Anyone update the meme with the dog saying “this is fine” but with ships?
Show threadHTPC NZMar 16
@randahl i have a bad feeling that once the pedo in chief offer some sweeteners like a bigger slice of the Iranian oil pie and other concessions, few if not all will suddenly have a change of heart, forgetting the words of this conman isn't even worth the toilet paper he wiped it on...
Show thread🔏 Matthias WiesmannMar 16
@randahl I think he got the diplomatic equivalent of «your call is very important to us, please hold on the line…». Probably with Vivaldi's 4 seasons as background music…
Show threadHalaanaMar 17
@thias Bonus points if it is directed to a commercial call centre.
Show threadIvan DjansazovMar 16
@randahl Can you imagine how deep in is he since he asked China for help and said he will delay the meeting with Xi if they don't help.
Show threadWalter8100000 🇳🇱🇺🇦Mar 16
@idjansazov @randahl I'm wondering what Xi will do with the free time has got now. Plan more meaningful meetings? Meet other world leaders? Or just relax in a sauna?
Show threadIvan DjansazovMar 16
@Walter8100000 @randahl "Friendly" visit to Taiwan ?
Show threadWalter8100000 🇳🇱🇺🇦Mar 17
@idjansazov @randahl To strengthen historic ties or to settle the cultural differences. Time will tell I guess
Show threadIvan DjansazovMar 17
@Walter8100000 @randahl Chinese will settle alright ... If Trump stretches too thin this is what China is waiting for.
Show threadPaula GordonMar 17
@randahl
I propose this song instead:
Little Willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6I-pmV0RA
Little Willy Willy Won't *Go Home*!
Sweet - Little Willy - Top Of The Pops/Disco 1972 (OFFICIAL)

YouTube
Show threadPaul_stilgarMar 17

@randahl

Denmark announced that they are ready to send their 2 dog sledges from Greenland .

And Germany said ‘five + four ‘ . Deciphering is running at the CIA HQ .

/s

#iran #eu #europe

Show threadFrançois @JuraMar 17
@randahl I would tell him as he told Zelensky: "you are gambling with WWIII". So satisfying that for once, we Europeans are in a position of strength and can dictate Mangolini our terms. The weaker he'll be, the more satisfying it will be for us.
In 2-5 years from now, it will be more interesting for NATO to replace the US by Ukraine... This should be on the table. The 70 millions MAGA death cultists won't vanish after Trump. Stupid is the new US MO & Tucker Carlson may well be the next POTUS.
Show threadClass WarioMar 17
@randahl They’re no strangers to love..
Show threadRasmus LindegaardMar 17
@randahl how about we spend all that "oil crisis" money restructuring to green energy? Sure seems like having that as a higher priority would've served us well right about now
Show threadRandahl FinkMar 17
@rasmus91 while I agree with your sentiment, unfortunately oil is crucial to so much more than energy. Prices will are about to skyrocket on petrochemicals and every product dependent on them: PVC pipes, polyester sportswear, soaps, disinfectants, antibiotics, shoe soles, paints, fertilizers — the list is endless.
Show threadRasmus LindegaardMar 17

@randahl yes.

I believe Paracetamol is also made from it, actually. But it is more a moan that we've known for so long we should shift, it's just happening so slowly, when it's clearly to the common good to go all in on green energy. Somehow people seems surprised that we are facing another "oil crisis"