@ApostateEnglishman @tofugolem @PhoenixSerenity @tootbrute In my first job I travelled *constantly* and honed my technique to ensure I could live for a week off carry-on, and be off the plane and out of the airport in less than half an hour international.
So one day on a domestic flight they put me in the second last row, and I was a bit pissed off. Before takeoff, a woman in the last row asked a stewardess if the last row was the safest part of the plane?
The devil made me do it. I turned around and said that the most dangerous phases of flight were take off and landing, during which a catastrophic failure would cause the aircraft to stall and slam down tail end first. Then I turned back around again and started reading my book.
The stewardess gave me the FILTHIEST look.
I'm a little bit sorry I did it ... but it was still hilarious.