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If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you:
Trump says Hormuz Strait help ‘on the way’ as allies reject military action
Pseudonymous 
"We can just wait until the #Boomers all die off then fix everything"
Meanwhile, the olds:
"He just leans forward while he talks to look more intimidating. Also, here's five more rapidly approved drugs that add 5-10 weeks to end of life hospice timelines. Oh! And we are still going to run from that hospice bed because it's not like we can't take your government with us."