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Show thread∴ esoterik ∴Mar 16
@aparrish Ungoliant Consolidated Power, Inc.
Show threadDidthatMar 16

@aparrish

when do I start? Do I need a suit? Or tie and ballons?

Show threadJPMar 16
@aparrish "We're the Good Guys"
Show threaddataramaMar 16
@aparrish I think Peter Thiel already named a company that.
Show threadallisonMar 16
@datarama ugh it's so hard to keep up with cutting edge developments in being fucking evil
Show threadBillMar 16
@aparrish ngl it's got a ring to it...
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMar 16
@aparrish just “Gargamel” in narrow garamond
Show threadranjitMar 16
@hannah @aparrish (iambic pentameter)
Show threadhistoric drystone sheep dykeMar 16
@ranjit @aparrish zounds!
Show threadJosh JusticeMar 16
@aparrish I was trying to name a project for an automated test dashboard and I was like “is there a Tolkien concept for having visibility over a wide range?” And then my brain was like “that’s Palantir you idiot”
Show threadJeff Miller (orange hatband)Mar 16

@CodingItWrong The Hill of Sight, Amon Hen, across from the Hill of Hearing, Amon Lhaw.

https://encyclopedia-of-arda.com/a/amonhen.php

Show threadJeff Miller (orange hatband)Mar 16
@CodingItWrong You can use Amon Lhaw for the alert system corresponding to your dashboard.
Show threadJosh JusticeMar 16
@jmeowmeow lol amazing
Show threadJeff Miller (orange hatband)Mar 16
@CodingItWrong Middle-Earth is a deep and broad well. Without it we'd be reduced to Shakespeare and the KJV Bible for naming things!
Show threadDidthatMar 16

@aparrish

I want that job, I am experienced, and entertaining.

Show threadDidthatMar 16

@aparrish

btw that thing yeah that thing that represents me is trump and epstien dancing together. Got to love their love together, and the underage girls that they raped. When will trump hang himself too.