apply now for a job at my new tech startup, Melkor Stabs Ilúvatar In The Eye With A Sharp Stick Plunging Arda Into Darkness Forever
@aparrish Ungoliant Consolidated Power, Inc.

@aparrish

when do I start? Do I need a suit? Or tie and ballons?

@aparrish "We're the Good Guys"
@aparrish I think Peter Thiel already named a company that.
@datarama ugh it's so hard to keep up with cutting edge developments in being fucking evil
@aparrish ngl it's got a ring to it...
@aparrish I was trying to name a project for an automated test dashboard and I was like “is there a Tolkien concept for having visibility over a wide range?” And then my brain was like “that’s Palantir you idiot”

@CodingItWrong The Hill of Sight, Amon Hen, across from the Hill of Hearing, Amon Lhaw.

https://encyclopedia-of-arda.com/a/amonhen.php

@CodingItWrong You can use Amon Lhaw for the alert system corresponding to your dashboard.
@jmeowmeow lol amazing
@CodingItWrong Middle-Earth is a deep and broad well. Without it we'd be reduced to Shakespeare and the KJV Bible for naming things!

@aparrish

I want that job, I am experienced, and entertaining.

@aparrish

btw that thing yeah that thing that represents me is trump and epstien dancing together. Got to love their love together, and the underage girls that they raped. When will trump hang himself too.