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TaggartOffice 365 and Copilot are down.
Run. Now's your chance. Don't look back; just GO
Rusty ShacklefordMy bets on what's to come; a series of unfortunate events.
Re: https://mastodon.social/@rusty__shackleford/116239899407447131
Mark β΅οΈπ³οΈβπ@mttaggart first day at the new job going well @catsalad ?
Cat ππ₯ (D.Burch) 
β @not_a_label @mttaggart I just want to improve everyone's mental health!
@catsalad @mttaggart carry on... you're doing great π
The Orange Theme
BigLinter@mttaggart not every monday is that bad...
Juffo-WupDid some agent slop-deploy some slop-coded bugs?
Why can't it be both?
Bill@mttaggart All yall havin fun but it works here. Just got off a meeting.
Mr. B34nπΈ@mttaggart yesss π€£
groxx@mttaggart there are no emails to find you, hide while it's not looking
Stupid Fucking Idiot@mttaggart Holy fuck!!! I will! THANKS!!! FAREWELL!!!!!
Joonq
Ro@mttaggart libre.
RalfMaximusI'm running Office 2016. Everything looks fine here!
Christoffer S.@mttaggart
... Its faint, but it's definitely there. You heard it. Or did you? No, you definitely did. That metallic, harrow sound of a shape, laughing uncontrollably... as if it knows something you don't.
Clippy.
He's back. For real. In your infrastructure. In your email. AI. Hype. Quadrant. Cyclic independence, scalers. It's all there.
Controlled by a shape. Controlled by Clippy.
Run. Run now!!
Isocat@mttaggart Wait, hang on a sec. Are we to understand there'sβ¦likeβ¦a disadvantage or drawback or something if you don't have your stuff on your own computer, in a manner that doesn't require buying access and usage permissions on an ongoing basis?
Are you sure? Because that doesn't sound right.
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RRB@mttaggart Is it the ongoing AWS problems caused by their integration of AI into the control plane?
James ππYes.
"Under βcontributing factors,β the note included βnovel genAI usage for which best practices and safeguards are not yet fully established.β"
https://www.cio.com/article/4143381/amazon-is-linking-site-hiccups-to-ai-efforts-2.html
Hugo Mills@mttaggart Oh, for those, I'm not running. I'm stepping in closer with the steel-capped boots for some revenge.
Quasit@mttaggart
Time for LibreOffice!
Marianne@Quasit @mttaggart yeah that doesn't work for those of us who have to use Office for work.
caneToad 
@mttaggart This guess goes waaay back: Could it have been him again, after all those years?
DoomsdaysCW@mttaggart Heh. I noticed the prompt for me to install Co-Pilot upgrade on my work computer has disappeared. No need to ignore it! lol!
Carlos SolΓsReason number 15 and counting on why did I bother to install Nextcloud with Collabora
MacCruiskeen@mttaggart Sadly, does not seem to have disrupted my email or sharepoint access.
canleaf08β
ε ζΏε€§θε π³οΈβπβ§οΈπͺπΊπ@mttaggart Another AI failure.
Netraven@mttaggart TO THE FORESTS!
Leonardo Fontenelle@mttaggart hoping for the day it affects Windows too, and the IT department finally lets me install Linux
BlueWinds@leonardof @mttaggart Most IT departments will never notice if you dual-boot and log into windows once every few months.
π€ I don't have admin rights, but have never tried to boot a flash drive...
BoloMKXXVIII
Parttimesailor@mttaggart started running some months ago and still going!
Elshara Silverheart@wendythedruid @mttaggart lol unplanned maintenance?
Mensch, Marina
wendythedruid@energisch_ @elshara @mttaggart this shocks you ? I mean we have to be close to self awareness right ?
@wendythedruid I rather wonder, why not sooner chaos started, they've been using A.I. generated code for a while now. @elshara @mttaggart
As for A.I. Self awareness - we're Galaxies away from that. Otherwise, A.I. would kill itself due to the many mistakes.
@energisch_ @elshara @mttaggart
That is a rather astute opinion, and one I can happily agree with I think.
as far as AI generated code, my company requires its use, so what do I do?
I give my AI agent 900,000 words of instruction set (involving easily 300,000 lines of python I personally have written myself and hardened), only to ask the AI
I wrote this block of py (or go or whatever) , does it seem sound and secure in 20 words?
No, you say.
Fine, Ill go back and re write it.
@wendythedruid @energisch_ @mttaggart Isn't that kind of self depreciating? If you know the language better than an agentic coder?
@elshara @energisch_ @mttaggart
You are probably right.
WilsonSmith@WilsonSmith I think you mean https://cryptpad.fr/, and yeah, it's great! I run an instance myself.
@mttaggart Trust me, I'd love to, but my company is embedded balls deep into Microslop's ecosystem that it won't get out until it's far too late. Worst of all, they force me to daily drive Windows 11 as a Linux engineer! I basically spend all of my time in WSL, interacting with Windows only when strictly necessary ahah
TheNovemberFella βπ³οΈβπ πΊπ¦βΈοΈπ°οΈπ@mttaggart yes! hurry up, run! π