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Show threadDigital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽Mar 16
@NanoRaptor If they made a UV-emitting MacBook, half of the MacMacs would burst into flames.
Show threadOzzelot Mar 16
@NanoRaptor The UV-C one is self-disinfecting! It may also occasionally disinfect its user into blindess.
Show threadOzzelot Mar 16
@NanoRaptor (Yes, I am making the dear reader remember when the people around bored apes met up and went blind from super cool lights.)
Show threadBen Haylock Mar 16
@ozzelot @NanoRaptor The apes *and* the retinas were gone!
Show threadOzzelot Mar 16
@zbender @NanoRaptor It turns out the retinas were much less fungible than the apes.
Show threadBen Haylock Mar 16
@ozzelot @NanoRaptor They got fungible and frangible confused?
Show threadDibsMar 16
@zbender @ozzelot @NanoRaptor I don't get this but it seems clever
Show threadGraham Sutherland / PolynomialMar 16

@ozzelot @NanoRaptor THREE TIMES

this happened THREE TIMES

Show threadGraham Sutherland / PolynomialMar 16

@ozzelot @NanoRaptor different groups as well. in two cases it was the orgas going "we're smart, we can do our own lighting right?!", then buying the suspiciously cheapest UV tubes they found. in the other case they hired the cheapest cowboys out there on short notice, who also bought the suspiciously cheapest UV tubes they could find.

worth noting that, in all cases, the tubes were clearly marked as UV-C.

Show threadJames HenstridgeMar 16
@NanoRaptor If it just absorbs visible light and reflects UV, it's probably not too bad...
Show threadBen Haylock Mar 16

@NanoRaptor

Cream,
Bone,
White,
Off-white,
Ivory,
Beige

Show threadElleMar 16
@zbender @NanoRaptor also _universal_ nude
Show threadMiles GoodhewMar 16
@zbender @NanoRaptor Simply marvelous!
Show threadErica Briony.Mar 16
@NanoRaptor hypoallergenic self sterilizing technology
Show threadJen - mangledPixelMar 16
@NanoRaptor +1 for the correct pluralisation of MacBook Neo in the alt text.
Show threadOzzelot Mar 16
@mangled_pixel
MacsBooken Neon
@NanoRaptor
Show threadOzzelot Mar 16
@mangled_pixel
(Never show me a wug. Well, one's fine.)
@NanoRaptor
Show threadLight The Unicorn!Mar 16
@NanoRaptor Dermatology issues aside the UV-C one is a gorgeous, forbidden, colour!
Show threadBartMar 16
@NanoRaptor It has a retina display but only once.
Show threadPeet TetterooMar 16

@NanoRaptor

Wouldn't even want to touch it .. yak

Show threadEvie Musselwhite  Mar 16
@NanoRaptor Now THAT'S interesting colour options I would consider! 👀
Show threadBeardlyDavid Mar 16
@NanoRaptor
Are they using the same UV lights that blinded all those crypto-bros? Those lights deserve an award.
Show threadSimon Zerafa (Status:   😊)Mar 16

@NanoRaptor

Not quite the EUV process we might have been looking for 🤔🤷‍♂️

Show threadStadler BLÅHAJ Evowo Mar 16
@NanoRaptor "one mac with a dermatology incident please"
Show threadarclightMar 16
@NanoRaptor Metastacize Different.
Show threadCarl WaltherMar 16
@NanoRaptor Oh my god, the first work trip you take that laptop on, and set up to do work in your hotel!
Show threadAri "Two Sheds" JacksonMar 16
@NanoRaptor this is so actually on brand it's hilarious... which, I know, is why you made it! 🤣
Show threadLilaHexeMar 16
@NanoRaptor damn I want that one
Show threadNeilMar 16
@NanoRaptor Ngl, that last one would be cool to have if it could come in a less skin-cancery version.
Show threadChasnahMar 16
@NanoRaptor Can it erase EPROMs and cure solder mask for me?
Show thread✨ Luna! <3 ✨  Mar 17
@NanoRaptor lowkey if that UV-C color of laptop existed, i would buy it immediately because it looks so insanely awesome