@NanoRaptor The UV-C one is self-disinfecting! It may also occasionally disinfect its user into blindess.
@NanoRaptor (Yes, I am making the dear reader remember when the people around bored apes met up and went blind from super cool lights.)
@ozzelot @NanoRaptor The apes *and* the retinas were gone!
@zbender @NanoRaptor It turns out the retinas were much less fungible than the apes.
@ozzelot @NanoRaptor They got fungible and frangible confused?
@zbender @ozzelot @NanoRaptor I don't get this but it seems clever

@ozzelot @NanoRaptor THREE TIMES

this happened THREE TIMES

@ozzelot @NanoRaptor different groups as well. in two cases it was the orgas going "we're smart, we can do our own lighting right?!", then buying the suspiciously cheapest UV tubes they found. in the other case they hired the cheapest cowboys out there on short notice, who also bought the suspiciously cheapest UV tubes they could find.

worth noting that, in all cases, the tubes were clearly marked as UV-C.