US ambassador to the UN Mike Waltz says Trump "demands" that we come help him in the Iran war.

Public service announcement: The man who was about to invade Greenland and start a war with NATO is not in a position to "demand" anything.

@randahl demand 😂🤣
@randahl honestly, we should just buy Iranian oil, which they will let through the straights

@randahl Um…wasn’t he the one considering pulling out of NATO, etc.?

Here’s an idea: let’s tell taco tyrant we have our own war to deal with on our continent and unfortunately we can’t spare our limited resources to help him out. So sorry not sorry. Oh, BTW, those Ukrainian drone operators that are saving your ass? We need them back.

Tell you what: why don’t you give Ukraine overwhelming support so they can kick Russia out and as soon as that’s done we can think about coming to your aid?

@randahl And while we’re on the subject, tell Israel to take its mitts off Gaza, pull back from Palestinian lands and allow them to rebuild their way.

At that point we can talk about why you feel Iran is an existential threat at this time.

@randahl “Give me your cards!”
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Surely his peace board will help?
@randahl suddenly they're interested in our economies, that seems weird because they are constantly beating us over the head with tariffs, using them as weapons against us, so quite frankly the orange shit gibbon can go and eat his own dick. Or even better he can go have a chat with his bored of peace...
@randahl That's an impressive display of impotent huff-puffery.
@randahl He looks like a spoiled brat who is left in the corner with his army men begging for apple juice when the rest of the world hass moved on to orange juice. Everyone is rapidly going to renewables. They're not going to stick their necks out so some small dick redneck in Texas can fuel his tank of a truck (from another similar Convo I'm having)

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And, o, by the way, those weapons for Ukraine, they are going to be delayed, because we started a stupid Middle-East war.

+++ Sorry +++ fleets tied up near Greenland +++ xoxo, EU +++
@randahl Everyone realises that the US is searching for a country to hold the can so it can "wind down" and pass the problem it created to some sucker.

@randahl

Let's not mix up things: the EU has interests in the region, we have signed treaties with local governments that we should comply to (we respect our own word, we are a reliable partner). So if we are present in the region it IS NOT to participate in the war, it's not to wage a war against Iran or help Trump.
If we are there is because we are a reliable partner and thousands of EU citizens are stranded in the region, as well as EU companies (ships) and they need our help.

@randahl like his daddy Putin he could end the hormus strait blockade in a minute by ending his illegal attack on Iran.
@randahl worse, we can help with diplomacy and consultancy, but they probably don’t want that.

@randahl LOOOOOOOL

Dear Mike Waltz:

Get f*cked.

Love, Canada.

@randahl

Mike "invited a journalist to the Signal chat" Waltz

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A week ago, he told Starmer it was "too late" to help the US, and they didn't need it anyway. So hows the "very complete" war going?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/07/trump-starmer-iran-criticism

Trump tells Starmer help not needed even as US uses UK bases for Iran strikes

US president delivers stinging criticism of UK prime minister over delayed support for Iran war

The Guardian
@randahl ...a lesson usually learned at early age, kindergarten.....& an axiom of US global diplomacy....that honey catches more (pick you target) than vinegar...and "speak softly but carry a big stick". A childish delinquent like trump has not the intellectual heft, nor even standard level of American cultural understanding, to appreciate such things. To bring such a deviant into Presidency really is unforgivable. To have done so, and not now urgently remove him, is a crime.....

@randahl

This whole mob crew are idiots.
Someone just find a tractor trailer and stick em in a refrigerated truck till they cool down

@randahl Oh, yes; we will send you some old boats and equipment so you can ‘ do it yourself’.

On second thought, we will SELL you some old boats and equipment so you can ‘do it yourself’.

@randahl What the absolute fuck?!

Call Article 5, make it legal, then we’ll talk.

@randahl NATO should dismiss USA. That's it and goodbye mr Trump.
@randahl Big difference you effing numbskull.. we were not involved in that war..(well not outright in actually fighting.. usa was ofc doing the dirty, as usual ;-)))) that was iraq and iran's war.. they were attacking each other's tankers, so actually keeping that flowing was a benefit to all.
If you can't get your febble brain around that.. then .. just go.. just leave this opsition you are not capable!
@randahl maybe he should ask his friends Putin and Kim Jong Un
@randahl He started this war, he made this mess, he should back down and pull his head in!