"It always bothered me that we have these countries. Japan gets 95% of its from the Straits, the Homuz straits. And it always bothered me that we're protecting and we don't need them. We didn't need him before we started uh dig we must - dig me must. That's the Trump policy of lots of oil."- Donald J Trump , 2026

An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, “Ask them where we are!”
So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “By the way, where are we?”
To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”
The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?”
“He doesn’t speak American” replies the husband.