s0 Is Not A SysadminNew gender-neutral greeting dropped
Why is this the shitpost that tickled y’all
"Musty Bits" McGee@s0 shitpost popularity as a secure random number generator
Unnamed TNG skant beefcake@s0 The manosphere explodes, as this greeting does not acknowledge and celebrate their urinal use
zombiecide 馬雄@s0 because it is delighful to imagine this being used outside a sign on top of the toilet; nobody can (or rather, should) deny they're using toilets but I doubt anyone would enjoy being reduced to this exact part of their daily life
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@s0 because we are all fellow toilet users
@s0 extremely tempted to kick off my set at EMF by shouting "greetings fellow toilet users!"
Consensus Tullyality@gsuberland @s0 do it, do it
Andy@gsuberland @s0 Surely it should be "How do you do, fellow toilet users?"
cmw
stibbons
gents
fellow toilet users
ozeng
AndroidDreamer@s0 Luckily, English is virtually genderless. Bear with me: In French, for instance, this may not be as easy an accomplishment: "Chèr.e.s co- usager.ère.s des toilettes," if you ressort to inclusive writing (I may be somewhat wrong).
Tata Simone
Stijn van Drongelen
gloriouscow@s0 Please join the Tri-County Toilet User's Group! We meet every Wednesday night at Grace Baptist Church. Please bring your own toilet paper as supplies are limited.
Kirsty
Micke
Richard "RichiH" Hartmann@s0 the associate toilet users need to go out behind the building...
CassanderFor those that can't follow my particular brand of absurd humor:
There are some common ways to answer a question "Yes, obviously, you ignoramus", including "Do bears shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope catholic?"
There's an obvious comedic transposition: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
@drsbaitso it’s weird and kinda gross they use the hat like that
Giles Goat@s0 I am confused .. should not be "Dear fellows toilet users" or "Dear fellow toilet user" ? Or am I wrong ? ( English is not my mother language ) .
@gilesgoat “fellow” in this case is not the meaning as a noun (like in “he’s a handsome fellow!”).
It’s the adjective meaning, for “someone sharing an activity or trait with the first person”. Commonly used in the phrase “fellow travellers” meaning “other people who are also travelling”. It’s a way of adding politeness by saying “I’m including myself in the group”.
And in English, adjectives are not pluralised to match their nouns unlike many languages (“blue herons”, not “blues herons”).
Or in other words, the author of the message is also a toilet user.
Alaric Snell-Pym@s0 I'm sick of all the erasure of litter-tray users!!!!!
Jon
Bullet With Butter Tart Wings@s0 Well, Seymour, you are a toilet-using fellow, but i must say you steam a good ham.
StarkRG@s0
Dear fellow toilet users,
Plant people are assholes, despite having none of their own. Honestly, you even mention that you have to "use the lavatory" to your plant person coworker and they'll get offended at having to hear about our bodily functions. As if they're much better, excreting their waste as salts all the damn time. Anyway, hoping you're having a good poo.
Dear fellow toilet users,
Plant people are assholes, despite having none of their own. Honestly, you even mention that you have to "use the lavatory" to your plant person coworker and they'll get offended at having to hear about our bodily functions. As if they're much better, excreting their waste as salts all the damn time. Anyway, hoping you're having a good poo.
Spycrab
Sad Old Fuck You@RoseThorndyke @s0 oh, yeah fair enough
Martijn [NL]@s0 fellow carbon units
Cat
Matilda Love@s0 this is erasure of people who piss in the woods
Lunya 🌸 
The Orange Theme@s0 "Dear fellow shitters".
Inquisitor Sponge@s0 Well, it's very inclusive.
🖤 goth woman 
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smallbean
551724 (oka. maya) 
@s0 fedi's own aberBitteLaminiert
Michael Dexter@s0 Toileteers was right there within reach.
Drey
jan Tusi (trucy) 🏳️⚧️