New gender-neutral greeting dropped
@s0 This is of course discriminatory against popes, but I'm okay with that.

For those that can't follow my particular brand of absurd humor:

There are some common ways to answer a question "Yes, obviously, you ignoramus", including "Do bears shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope catholic?"

There's an obvious comedic transposition: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

@drsbaitso it’s weird and kinda gross they use the hat like that