Soon! I need to make tea and get some carrots.
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Ah shoot. I forgot to hook up second monitor to new PC. After old PC died earlier in the week which was my second monitor for monster chatting. Gonna be funky trying to do this on phone.
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The (Greek) gods must be crazy.
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The man with six fingers and one sandal!
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The tree at the end of this week's Monsterdon?
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That old man with the worst eyebrows was really a giant Vulcan in a silly helmet! Or a Romulan?
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How much is a human heart worth? It's weight in gold?
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Polygamous Duces? Phallus of Athens? Hercules of last week! And the rest.
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A backwards figurehead feels like an ill omen. Gotta be some old pirate saying about it. "When a masthead looks your ass end you'll be a dead man."
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So many short skirts in this film. We're gonna get to see a lot of batch shots before the night is through.
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The Gods jewelry junk drawer is a really nice matte painting.
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Time for an ancient bronze mecha battle scene!
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Shinjius get thee into the Evageleus or Hercules will have to fight the Golem on his own.
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Talos needs an oil can taken to all his joints.
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RIP the Going Merry. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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How come the statue has a shorter skirt than anyone else?
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Talos is filled with Coolaid.
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RIP to Hercules's twink.
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Oh so Theseus's ship was named the Argo. I get it now.
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"Hercules has other movies to make. He stays here halfway into a movie that feels like it just started. Also you have used your last Benny. The GM can no longer help you solve the simple dungeon puzzle anymore."
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Harpies? Creepy or sexy? Let's let the monster fuckers on the audience decide..
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Gonna build a giant bird cage for the harpies? Why the xylophone in the music?
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I feel like I should be playing some Epic the Musical song in here with all the Gods shenanigans.
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Now a mutiny? Aboard this bountiful ship?
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More dancing? Well I guess the movie has been lacking in dancing for the last hour.
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Oh Colchis was a real place. It's over on the Black Sea.
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How can you have a throwing a goblet shot without the sound of a goblet clattering on the floor off camera??
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The fleece, "would you like to live deliciously?"
The hydra, "hisss hisss hisss hisssss hiss hisssss"
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A hydra killed WITHOUT FIRE? The heck? What kinda myth is this?
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"Come to me my children of the night! You have such beautiful music to make!"
"DOOT DA DOOT DOOT DOOT!!"
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Ancient Abraham Lincoln is like the anti tooth fairy.
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And so decades of skeleton warriors in movies, cartoons, and in toy form were birthed from this one scene.
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"Knocking 'em down is easy. It's getting them to stay down that's the problem."
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The end! Rather abruptly.
Next up on @miru it's the Beast from 20k Fathoms
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The Snacks From My 20 Paces Away Fridge
I have to get more carrots and juice.
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An arctic dinosaur? What like some kind of wooly tyrannosaurus?
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Is the Rhedosaurus the original big red dog of Kaiju? What color is the beast supposed to be?
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Nova Scotia mentioned. Right next to the comic pages.
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The Beast From 100 million Years Ago. Hmm needs work.
Wait it's a dinosaur that hibernates?
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Weed mentioned, kinda? Smoke Virginia Gold instead.
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Oh how I have missed you coffee on Monsterdon. Hercules never enjoyed a fresh cup of coffee. The heathen.
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Never got why Harryhausen went with such an outdated look for the monster in this movie. It's all splayed out like an iguana, not built like a real dinosaur. Even at the time this body plan was like 50 years out of date.
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"That's the one I picked :) "
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Okay they do name the beast's made up species. Rhedosaurus. I've forgotten most of this movie. Like how glacially it's paced.
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And now for the title scene from Ray Harryhausen's Ray Bradbury's The Fog Horn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fog_Horn
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The Fog Horn - Wikipedia

*GASP* He's moving south! How could we have never figured that out?
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Rhedosaurus says ACAB. Well roars it with a mouthful of pig.
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Godzilla 1998 hiding in NYC again.
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He's just a big fat puppy. And he's lost.
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The Beast is packed full of ancient unknown unstoppable diseases!
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Typhoidasaurus Rex. Filled with so many bacteria and viruses fighting against each other it's immortal like Mr Burns.
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They brought him to Action Park? Well if we can get him on one of the rides that might kill it.
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