Soon! I need to make tea and get some carrots.
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Ah shoot. I forgot to hook up second monitor to new PC. After old PC died earlier in the week which was my second monitor for monster chatting. Gonna be funky trying to do this on phone.
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The (Greek) gods must be crazy.
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The man with six fingers and one sandal!
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The tree at the end of this week's Monsterdon?
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That old man with the worst eyebrows was really a giant Vulcan in a silly helmet! Or a Romulan?
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How much is a human heart worth? It's weight in gold?
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Polygamous Duces? Phallus of Athens? Hercules of last week! And the rest.
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A backwards figurehead feels like an ill omen. Gotta be some old pirate saying about it. "When a masthead looks your ass end you'll be a dead man."
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So many short skirts in this film. We're gonna get to see a lot of batch shots before the night is through.
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The Gods jewelry junk drawer is a really nice matte painting.
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Time for an ancient bronze mecha battle scene!
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Shinjius get thee into the Evageleus or Hercules will have to fight the Golem on his own.
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Talos needs an oil can taken to all his joints.
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RIP the Going Merry. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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How come the statue has a shorter skirt than anyone else?
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Talos is filled with Coolaid.
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RIP to Hercules's twink.
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Oh so Theseus's ship was named the Argo. I get it now.
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"Hercules has other movies to make. He stays here halfway into a movie that feels like it just started. Also you have used your last Benny. The GM can no longer help you solve the simple dungeon puzzle anymore."
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Harpies? Creepy or sexy? Let's let the monster fuckers on the audience decide..
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Gonna build a giant bird cage for the harpies? Why the xylophone in the music?
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I feel like I should be playing some Epic the Musical song in here with all the Gods shenanigans.
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Now a mutiny? Aboard this bountiful ship?
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More dancing? Well I guess the movie has been lacking in dancing for the last hour.
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@strangefour Harkness Test says no, at least so far ​

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@neia damn. They are nonverbal. Just screeching monsters. Harpies failed the test. :(
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@strangefour hey tale foundry did a video on monster fuckers. I wish I was making that up. It's crazy. I encourage you watch it.

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Just a reminder to all that Lou Ferrigno didn't even know he was making a second Hercules movie, Cannon tricked him into thinking he was just doing reshoots for Seven Magnificent Gladiators

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@strangefour Over the years they just replaced one letter at a time until they got every other ship name

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@diazona @strangefour Nice ship of THeseus reference.
@strangefour The ship's largely powered by rowing, so the masthead looks at their faces instead!

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