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BenFun fact! More time has now elapsed between the latest Jurassic Park and the first movie, than between the first movie and the actual fucking dinosaur times. 👍
Eleanor@TheBreadmonkey Whenever I see 'Jurassic Park' I can only hear Mr Swallow singing his original lyrics to the theme tune.
IT'S JURASSIC PARK
IT'S A MASSIVE PARK
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Nick@eleanorrees @TheBreadmonkey I heard the Weird Al version of MacArthur Park as Jurassic Park before I heard the original. Which turned out to be about soggy cake and lost recipes and made significantly less narrative sense than Weird Al’s version.
Dr Alice Violett@eleanorrees @TheBreadmonkey it was an earworm where I used to work, but we made the words 🎵 it's a dinosaur 🎵
@alicemcalicepants @eleanorrees
Please make that fit so my brain doesn't malfunction. It's repeating.... It's a din-o-saur it's a massive saur what could possi-bly go wrooong.
Quantum ⊂ AI@TheBreadmonkey @alicemcalicepants @eleanorrees the only dinosaur song that matters
Was Not Was - Walk The Dinosaur
Anna@pikesley @TheBreadmonkey @alicemcalicepants @eleanorrees the only other dinosaur song that matters
Jurassic Park 12: It's Dino time!
@TheBreadmonkey Can verify. Birbs are officially dinosaurs now, because of woke, so no time passed between dinosaur times and classic era Jurassic Park.
Alex Psmith@TheBreadmonkey Basically you're saying I'm an old crone.
Wise and learned
Hedgewizard 🐈@TheBreadmonkey
Wait, there's a movie where they fuck the dinosaurs?
Wait, there's a movie where they fuck the dinosaurs?
James Wells@[email protected]
Yeah, it was called "Melania". It was the best movie because it was only in theaters for a week.
Yeah, it was called "Melania". It was the best movie because it was only in theaters for a week.
Jurassic Pork
Matthew MillerThis always kinda disappoints me:
Of course the original is first and foremost entertainment, but they _did_ try to get the dinosaur science mostly right. Hired actual big-name experts.
But, for the sequels, they decided to keep continuity from the first movie rather than adjust / update based on new science.
Phil Haigh@TheBreadmonkey reading this nearly made me miss my tube stop.
Said Henry VIII to Anne Boleyn.