Listen, I don’t want to freak folks out with everything that’s going on, but while cleaning the TV room today, I learned of the existence of nuclear farts. According to the drawing I found, they are 1000x more powerful than “strong farts.” Also, I think they can knock cats and dogs out because the drawing showed cats and dogs lying on their backs. Apparently, they turn humans’ faces green. The drawing says to “Watch Out For Nuclear Farts,” so I am passing it on.

@WuMargaret

It seems someone else has heard of this too.

@WuMargaret such a strange, rich, and weird home life you have :-)
@gizmomathboy Hahaha. I found out that this particular PSA was a collab between Mr. 12 and Ms. 8. He can spell well and write neatly while she can draw better, so it is a natural.
@WuMargaret in my experience, human babies are ground zero for this sort of thing. Puppies too.
@WuMargaret I think my partner would quite happily confirm that these exist. She would probably also suggest that I might be a creator of such things. 😉