Listen, I don’t want to freak folks out with everything that’s going on, but while cleaning the TV room today, I learned of the existence of nuclear farts. According to the drawing I found, they are 1000x more powerful than “strong farts.” Also, I think they can knock cats and dogs out because the drawing showed cats and dogs lying on their backs. Apparently, they turn humans’ faces green. The drawing says to “Watch Out For Nuclear Farts,” so I am passing it on.