Etoneya
Cat ππ₯ (D.Burch) 
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kajer :notverified:@catsalad I think FIRE would be the "worst" way to "clean" some synthetic cloth.
Ian Douglas Scott
B. A. Balackus@catsalad
I could do worse
I could do worse
a fish named dog β‘οΈβΎοΈ@catsalad I could do worse. Probably. I mean, it depends, is our goal to get it clean? If so, dump in the 1969 Cuyahoga River. Drying will happen when the Cuyahoga River catches fire for the thirteenth (!) time.
@FishNamedDog Ohio River Fire sounds like a band name...
π₯β https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuyahoga_River#Environmental_cleanup
@catsalad River fire is a disambiguation page on Wikipedia, and, well, four of them are wildfires, and one of them...
xs4me2
DeterioratedStucco@catsalad
What, no napalm? Amateurs.
What, no napalm? Amateurs.
Billy O'Neal@SoftwareTheron postal 2 intensifies
Bob | Ogdimora (Metal & Cats)@catsalad options are important.
Mike
sahqon
Peter π EMF@catsalad have they considered how bad sandblasting it could be?
Guittari@catsalad sorry to bother will this work for my $4000 bottega veneta pantsuit? Dry cleaners is too expensive πππ
tor_haxsonThe practicality of roof rack drying is good, with one exception. Often all the buttons on your garment are removed by the wind.
How would I know? A friend did this.
ΔosiΔ Samir@catsalad best results, buy polyester motorcycle jacket. Crash the motorcycle, slide on pavement, until polyester from the jacket burns into your skin...... Lesson learned, bought a leather jacket.
@SamirKVXIvidra1 Ouch! π¬
Multi Purr Puss 
@catsalad my undies' washing label told me, in legal terms, not to light my farts on fire. π€£ Mine didn't intend to be funny, though.
I'm sure, i took a photo, but i can't find it, alas. (edit: i can't take new photos, because i've cut those uncomfy/scratchy label off, btw.)