@catsalad I think FIRE would be the "worst" way to "clean" some synthetic cloth.
@kajer @catsalad Clean with concentrated hydrofluoric acid, then dry by shooting it into the sun.
@catsalad I could do worse. Probably. I mean, it depends, is our goal to get it clean? If so, dump in the 1969 Cuyahoga River. Drying will happen when the Cuyahoga River catches fire for the thirteenth (!) time.

@FishNamedDog Ohio River Fire sounds like a band name...

πŸ”₯⁠https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuyahoga_River#Environmental_cleanup

Cuyahoga River - Wikipedia

@catsalad River fire is a disambiguation page on Wikipedia, and, well, four of them are wildfires, and one of them...
@catsalad Iron? Who the heck irons things these days?
@MikeH @catsalad There's some hecks that iron t-shirts. And other hecks like me that get no-need to iron bedsheets too. No middle ground.
@catsalad have they considered how bad sandblasting it could be?
@catsalad sorry to bother will this work for my $4000 bottega veneta pantsuit? Dry cleaners is too expensive πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

@catsalad

The practicality of roof rack drying is good, with one exception. Often all the buttons on your garment are removed by the wind.

How would I know? A friend did this.

@catsalad best results, buy polyester motorcycle jacket. Crash the motorcycle, slide on pavement, until polyester from the jacket burns into your skin...... Lesson learned, bought a leather jacket.

@catsalad my undies' washing label told me, in legal terms, not to light my farts on fire. 🀣 Mine didn't intend to be funny, though.

I'm sure, i took a photo, but i can't find it, alas. (edit: i can't take new photos, because i've cut those uncomfy/scratchy label off, btw.)