Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
a fish named dog ✡️♾️@catsalad I could do worse. Probably. I mean, it depends, is our goal to get it clean? If so, dump in the 1969 Cuyahoga River. Drying will happen when the Cuyahoga River catches fire for the thirteenth (!) time.
@FishNamedDog Ohio River Fire sounds like a band name...
🔥https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuyahoga_River#Environmental_cleanup
@catsalad River fire is a disambiguation page on Wikipedia, and, well, four of them are wildfires, and one of them...
