multioculate
✧✦Catherine✦✧why would I ever want to, Microsoft
Aled;cd
Rabbit@whitequark Pretty sure that's one of the seals holding back the Apocalypse
Ryan Finnie
Jess👾@whitequark Is Teams Premium the one that's just Slack and a Zoom license? If so take my (companies') money!
David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)Some locks exist for good reasons.
cynicalsecurity 
@whitequark you click them in order:
1) settings: can’t figure out what to change
2) to try and solve 1)
3) to say what you thought of 2)
The perfect UI: they know how bad they are and give you a venting plan.
T. J. Bombadil@whitequark Is that the version that doesn't suck? Or does it suck but in a fancier way?
the vessel of morganna@c_dan4th @whitequark it sucks in fancier ways. there are some benefits for large presentations (>500 attendees) as well as support for realtime translators (human, not ML) which is actually quite nice when it works, which is about 50% of the time
@astraleureka @whitequark …when it works seems to be the universal when it comes to Teams.
mcc@whitequark "I want less Teams, not more"
Pseudonymous 
Zoe : Void -> a@mcc @whitequark paying for Teams Premium just bypasses the corpware on your laptop at the os level to uninstall Teams
xyhhx 
@whitequark what if premium tiers started to offer the ability to disable ai
shudders
EndlessMason@whitequark
Maybe teams just sucks because you're not on the deluxe version
Maybe teams just sucks because you're not on the deluxe version
Philip Guenther@whitequark If the premium version moves the "Leave Meeting" button away from the "Stop Sharing" button, I might pay for it. I should *not* have to pay for non-horrible UX, but it's already a hostage situation so...
@guenther usercss?
Michal Bryxí@whitequark Feels like WinRar license. I’m afraid we will never know someone who has one…
Daniel Carosone@whitequark it's locked in that dungeon for A REASON!!
Pxl Phile@whitequark "unlock Teams exit"
Everybody: Shut up and take my money!
@whitequark with premium Teams, instead of having all your devices ring anyway after you pick up a call, nearby bystanders' phones will also start ringing with no way to stop it that doesn't interrupt your call (on the device[s] that did pick it up.)
Anthropy@whitequark LinkedIn-styled Nitro for Teams