doer of deeds
electronics, applied math, software, ungovernable & unmarketable
Forever a friend of eggbug
| pronouns | they/them, it/its |
daily affirmations
- i am popular and important to people
- people feel bad when i'm absent
- my (anodic) sacrifices are never in vain
- my aluminum alloys have excellent castability and dimensional stability
- i may be very susceptible to neutron activation, but that is not my fault, and a nuclear weapon taking advantage of this facet of my personality to increase radioactive fallout is not known to have been developed
- i look out for my friends and keep them from getting sunburnt
FUCK YOU, COMPUTING!
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Housemate just invented the mango arizona iced tea / modelo especial shandy. it is shockingly delicious, against the odds
J. L. Borges: Hey if you have a library full of books containing all possible combinations of letters and words you effectively have nothing because anything insightful will be lost in an infinitely huge ocean of meaningless drivel, and it's intent and purpose and the ability to find texts that gives words power
Google: 20% of all videos on youtube are already ai generated crap, isn't that great?
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