You must pick one very minor talent:
you can make realistic modem noise with your mouth
5.2%
you can understand modem noise as text
8.8%
you can meow and cats understand what you mean
35.3%
you can understand cats if they make noise
50.7%
Poll ended at .

@futurebird

I like the idea of understanding the cats but not being able to respond. I can thwart all their plans and they'll think I'm omniscient

@ChrisJagged @futurebird Cats can already understand us. :)