Hear this genius out please. US War Secretary Hegseth says Iranian attacks on ships are the only factor disrupting transit through the Strait of Hormuz and states the waterway remains open for passage if Iran stops targeting vessels. #Iran
@noelreports He says a lot of intelligent stuff every time he shuts up.
@Schafstelze @noelreports I don't know why I remembered the saying that goes like "there's no stupid question, only stupid answers" 😶
João Tiago Rebelo (NAFO J-121) (@[email protected])

@[email protected] we had a socialite in my country that coined "being alive is the opposite of being dead". It wouldn't apply to Kegsbreath brain...

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@noelreports Poor are really billionairs if not for a lack of money. Did you know? 🤗
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Genius. Jack Daniel's. More Genius.

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It's like saying the earth is flat if it is not round... The #US is led by donkeys.

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Donkeys are intelligent and lovable animals. They'd do a great job on leading a nuclear superpower. Unfortunately they're not in charge..
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@noelreports "The only thing making the water unsafe is the shark. But the beach is open for swimming"
@noelreports Go easy on him. He's very very, very very very drunk in that clip
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Somebody needs to hide the cases of vodka he gets from Putin.

@noelreports "Listen up! The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club!"

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