Him: maybe we could do some anal after we’ve watched Project Hail Mary?

Me: ooh, good idea! We can go from ‘wholesome’ to ‘some hole’!

Is the repost button on that one broken, or what? That’s a great fucking joke you absolute critics.
@girlonthenet you're so needy!
*Boosts anyway*
@girlonthenet Well done. Excellent wisecrack.
@girlonthenet my ticket is booked for Sunday evening at the IMax, but sadly no anal afterwards. Still can’t wait though.
@girlonthenet also props on your correct priorities. Nothing should trump Project Hail Mary.
@girlonthenet Oh yeah! And my celebrity crush, Milana Vayntrub has a role in Project Hail Mary, so I will definitely see that one in the theater.