I originally assumed this would be my wife but she's a much better artist than me, so I guess I'd be the one getting all the attention.
Explorer.
Enjoys, reads and occasionally writes erotica.
Everyone is beautiful.
A human scale whack-a-mole game, but rather than a mole there is a dildo. Players all sit together on the holes at the same time. The mole will raise on a pneumatic piston at random.
Maybe the games master has to guess who's penetrated, players are eliminated if the guess is correct.
I haven't figured out the scoring system but ultimately everyone is a winner.
Him: maybe we could do some anal after we’ve watched Project Hail Mary?
Me: ooh, good idea! We can go from ‘wholesome’ to ‘some hole’!
Thanks to @GoingDownWithSundial for hosting my new filth. I almost didn't share this, it's very dark and violent, and made me almost uncomfortable writing it.