@maxleibman @blogdiva

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I am the very model of a maxed out Mastedonion
I've quirks and strange obsessions like my Linux run accordion
I know the greatest memes and I can weave them like a Gordion
The knot I mean and not the naughty snake haired stony Gorgion.

The content of my jokes can sometimes be filled with intricacies
The people I'm surounded by act like I've got a skin disease
It doesn't really matter though; I'm pretty sure they're nobodies
I have a new petition can you read it and then sign it please

I have a picture of my dog a cat some moss and doorway arch
I plan to strike this Friday won't you join me on my protest march
I know the Star Trek races like the Vulcan and Andorian
I am the very model of a maxed out Mastodonion

I know the people often seen like Alice and their lovely locks
I know MelBearTricks can assist with rebuilding grandfather clocks
And Ben will tell some stupid jokes then launch a post that's so profound,
And I of course will take a joke and run it straight into the ground.

Myrempropagandist knows about the different types of ants,
Like which ones will eat wood and which ones will climb straight into your hands,
The other Ben will tell you to get off your ass and cast your votes
Professor Lawler knows about the satellites and baby goats

Human rights are really big with almost everybody here
It doesn't matter if you're trans or gay or straight or slightly queer
Don't even get me started on the sounds that come out of my rear
We're all a little odd so please just sit down and embrace it, dear.

Hear this piece of music from when I was young - the days of yore,
I don't know what this thingy is can you please tell me what it's for
I wrote a book on Heavy Metal music and it's so hard core
I'm not sure if these rhymes are even working for you any more.

He's autistic so is she and they are too, some plural folks,
We don't always comprehend the tone or the thrust of simple jokes,
In short the science leaves no doubt, it's almost like Newtonian
I am the very model of a maxed out Mastadonion.

Endless Scream is always here to help you express politics
Skelator and SelfCare Bot help when life has you shitting bricks
George Takei is here to stay and understand we won't forget
The best damn server in the place, the Beigest party on the net

When you have come and stayed awhile I hope you will agree with me
The world is big and varied like the people that you barely see
I might have shot the sheriff but i didn't shoot the deputy
A maxed out Mastadonian is not the worst thing you can be

For everyone that you can meet on social network Mastodon
A world of people you could know and find out just which drugs they're on
I swear it's not a cult and that we won't camp out upon your lawn,
I am the very model of a maxed out Mastodonion.

Fin

(Please do not feel neglected if I left you out. This was really hard)

((Edit: i think I have fixed the error without breaking the meter...i am so sorry to those involved. I will probably avoid engaging you for a few days out of shame))

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