Kyle HughesMar 12
My Gen Z barber asks me so many questions that I don't understand. They are cooking me in the chat, I know it.
Show threadKyle HughesMar 13
What did my barber do to me?
Show threadKyle Hughes

I did not mean to accidentally prank people with my haircut selfie last night. That's just how it has to look to get styled like this. He did a good job; I got a skin fade!

This is now a Millennial Male Fashion Influencer account.

Mar 13 at 7:32pmWeb
Show threadKaitoMar 13
@kyle always has been 🔫🧑🏼‍🚀
Show threadMatt MassicotteMar 14
@kyle last time you told us this was a short form video account and I’m still not over that
Show threadKyle HughesMar 14
@mattiem I can’t let Putin triangulate me, gotta stay moving.
Show threadChris Wu 🪐Mar 14
@kyle you got me!
Show threadChris Wu 🪐Mar 14
@kyle wait, isn’t this too early for maximum Deep Dish freshness?
Show threadKyle HughesMar 14
@MuseumShuffle I work backwards from trips. If I want to get cut up right before Deep Dish I need to get a haircut… the first or second week of March. Keep up, Chris, it's only going to get faster from here.
Show threadChris Wu 🪐Mar 14
@kyle you fade people walk a different path. More than two weeks is too much for me.
Show threadTyler HillsmanMar 14
@MuseumShuffle @kyle You get a cut every two weeks?! I’ve never felt more like a slob. 6 weeks here.
Show threadChris Wu 🪐Mar 14
@thillsman @kyle noooooo. I get a cut two weeks before an event where you need to look nice. I can easily go six weeks without.
Show threadNick SloanMar 14
@MuseumShuffle @thillsman @kyle One of the greatest gifts I've ever given myself is scheduling a haircut every four weeks at the beginning of each year. They fall where they may with respect to other events, and I don't stress about it ever.
Show threadKyle HughesMar 14
@nick @MuseumShuffle @thillsman No one here is making sense! The only reason to get a haircut is to look like you have your shit together. Day before or never more! Day before or never more!
Show threadNick SloanMar 14
@kyle @MuseumShuffle @thillsman What so I'm just not going to spend half an hour chatting about Bone Thugs n Harmony with my barber once a month? Then who will he chat about Bone Thugs n Harmony with?
Show threadKyle HughesMar 14

@nick @MuseumShuffle @thillsman Grok, like God intended.

Personally I want to minimize the number of times I get asked, “do you like blanks,” only for me to assume he’s not talking to me, realize he is talking to me, say, “Oh was that to me? Uh, what are blanks,” eventually learning that they’re clothes without graphics on them and I walked in wearing one.

Show threadChris Wu 🪐Mar 14
@kyle @nick @thillsman naw I need to fill out my cut. Two weeks ideal configuration. Already scheduled for deep dish
Show threadKyle HughesMar 14
@MuseumShuffle @nick @thillsman That’s like leaving the dishes in the sink to soak. Have I ever led you astray, Chris?
Show threadChris Wu 🪐Mar 14
@kyle @nick @thillsman Where does one get a triforce napkin holder?
Show threadLucas ✦Mar 14
@kyle 🫦
Show threadDaniel LyonsMar 15
@kyle looks good