My Gen Z barber asks me so many questions that I don't understand. They are cooking me in the chat, I know it.
What did my barber do to me?

I did not mean to accidentally prank people with my haircut selfie last night. That's just how it has to look to get styled like this. He did a good job; I got a skin fade!

This is now a Millennial Male Fashion Influencer account.

@kyle always has been 🔫🧑🏼‍🚀