Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piรฑata.
@leahmcelrath.bsky.social And they'll go ahead and use Harrison Bergeron as their model for how society should work outside their metered intelligence.
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Yeah...how do they get so ... influential or is just so he can screw over the Dept of War for more $$.
@leahmcelrath.bsky.social thatโ€™s gonna be the worst candy
@leahmcelrath.bsky.social This is wild. Even more wild is that it is posted on the planets largest child porn creation and dissemination webiste.
@leahmcelrath.bsky.social IBM wanted computing to be like that. They got personal computers instead. Open source AI is the cure for this mindset.

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I love your approach to problem-solving this trash. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜„

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Also, Samdumb, you'd be selling information not intellect. A smarter human would know that.

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Here in the UK, the water companies were privatised years ago. Their senior managers and share holders have milked the system for US$ billions.

And they pump sewerage into the rivers ๐Ÿคฌ

Likening any service to a utility company is not going to win supporters in the UK.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/ng-interactive/2026/feb/28/dirty-water-death-and-decline-the-inside-story-of-a-privatisation-scandal

Dirty water, death and decline: the inside story of a privatisation scandal

There is no end in sight to the pollution caused by a โ€˜brokenโ€™ system. Experts say it could even be getting worse

The Guardian
@leahmcelrath.bsky.social do we fill him with candy/sweets first? I'm not thinking of unwrapping them first, obviously.
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Yes, and he's definitely full of something, but I'm pretty sure it's not candy.