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Man's blue skin A&E panic was just bed sheet dye
Tommy Lynch, from Derbyshire, said he had woken from a long sleep looking like "an Avatar"
Nick@TheBreadmonkey Another example of the significant cultural impact of Avatar is that people think the aliens in Avatar are called Avatars.
To be fair I also didn't catch that.
Hello. My name is Avatar and I am an Avatar. Welcome..... to Avatar. Here's our special tree. We call it Avatar. But don't let the humans mine it for Avataranium.
Quantum β AIBenvatar? Pat Benvatar? Love Is A Battlefield?
Full Metal Archaeopteryx@DelilahTech @TheBreadmonkey Papa Smurf should have smurfed down to the intellectual property office a bit smurfing quicker. He only has himself to Smurf.
@Nickiquote
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Sadly, the SMURF LLM has scraped it all up and totally smurfed everything
He tried suing, but his lawyer, Sharkey Smurf, Esq had SMURF write his brief and Judge Smurf threw the case out with prejudice
@TheBreadmonkey
Medea Vanamonde π³οΈββ§οΈ@DelilahTech @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey
If you turn this blue without sheet dye your hemoglobin has been methylated and is pants at carrying oxygen.
I have never seen Avatar. But when I still thought I was a boy my Tantra Partner managed to transfigure me into an Avatar of Ganesha. Sheβd been Avatar to Kali since she emancipated herself.
David Cohen@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote Back in 1999 South Park had an episode with an alien planet where every noun in their language was the word βMarklarβ.
Marklar by Kyle - South Park - Starvin' Marvin in Space
blueorangeblue@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey in a previous generation he would have been a smurf
@blueorangeblue @TheBreadmonkey Fortunately basically everything in the Smurfs is a Smurf, including all the verbs.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey I see. Smurf you very much Nick.
Kari Perttula
Eastern Digital@TheBreadmonkey that's just a lie peddled by Big Sheet. They are just covering up the fact that your skin is infused by chemicals every time you cover yourself in sheet.
I hate being covered in sheet
CheapPontoon@TheBreadmonkey I might order some tan sheets. Been looking a little too white lately.
Κα΄Ι΄ α΄α΄α΄α΄α΄ΡΙͺΚΚ@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @JackTheCat I know someone who works at Burton. Theyβve had plenty of laughs.
David PSame thing happened to a high school friend and blue dye from pyjamas.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @JackTheCat And I bet Benβs crΓ¨me eggs raise a titter down in the gurney corridors tooβ¦
Heather π»@TheBreadmonkey π€¦ββοΈ
Of course he didn't wash the sheets before using them...
Of course he didn't wash the sheets before using them...
Aaron 
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the end is genius ππ
Canvases By Peter π΅πΈ@TheBreadmonkey Doctor: "This man's dyeing! Get me 20ccs of soap, STAT!"
fritzoidsI'm glad his friend told him to go seek medical help because he had turned blue.
The doctors' reaction shows that turning blue is no joke.
But: why would a grown-up not wash their clothes / bed sheets before wearing / using them? Things typically bleed. They are coated in dirt-repellent chemicals before leaving the factory. Wash your stuff.
I'm guessing he had never had to deal with new fabric things on his own before.
@fritzoids @TheBreadmonkey They must be some nasty cheap things to have the dye rub off like that anyway.
@TheBreadmonkey
My family learned, in simlar way, tha new pedsheets (green) should have been washed before first use. :-D
My family learned, in simlar way, tha new pedsheets (green) should have been washed before first use. :-D
VerΔandi K Soldusty@TheBreadmonkey
Temu bedsheets or self applying Nav'i make up?
Temu bedsheets or self applying Nav'i make up?
@TheBreadmonkey This is now kinda annoying me because women would be dismissed probably while actually dying while they got an oxygen mask on this guy before apparently checking his blood oxygen levels.
Dave Mc@TheBreadmonkey my girlfriend (who somehow later became my wife π€·ββοΈ) stumbled into the room in her underwear, collapsed and mumbled about her legs turning blue. They were clearly an odd colour, so I basically ran round in circles in a panic until I decided to ring an ambulance... at which point she burst out laughing. Turns out it was dye from her new cheap jeans. I was not impressed by her acting skills. But her sense of humour...
paulhow i met your mother
Wendroid πΊπ¦@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey Suave in the streets; turquoise in the sheetsβ¦ π©΅
Mat B@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey
Mauve in the streets, Purple in the sheets.
@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey
Beige in the streets, cream in the sheets.
@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey
Instant regret posting that π
I'm talking about colours obviously.
@wendinoakland @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey
top tip, put a towel down when you get down.
@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey
Can't believe I have to clarify, but you lot have a history of taking all the, perfectly innocent, posts I make out of context.
@TwoClownsEating @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey Poll time:
Are any of Mat Bβs posts perfectly innocent?
Are any of Mat Bβs posts perfectly innocent?
Lol
Mat who?
Poll ended at .
@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey
100% exonerated of the scurrilous besmirching of my good name.
yayyy
tuban_muzuru@TwoClownsEating @wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey
And such smirches, too
Kierkethumbs up convincingly
for a day, while . . . π½@Kierkegaanks @TwoClownsEating @tuban_muzuru @amiserabilist @wendinoakland @TheBreadmonkey
I just held the gif up to my wife and said, "evil hag"
@TwoClownsEating @wendinoakland @tuban_muzuru @cgsines @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey (thatβs her twitter handle)
@wendinoakland @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @Kierkegaanks
"If I had a Black Light, these sheets would look like a Jackson Pollock Painting."
Monk STUNNED at Hidden Fluids In His Hotel Room | Monk
glasspshr@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @Kierkegaanks
so, so jelly! where did you get those lights?
@glasspusher @amiserabilist @TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey @Kierkegaanks Ultra cheapo imports from the evil amazoon. Need a link?