@TheBreadmonkey my girlfriend (who somehow later became my wife 🤷‍♂️) stumbled into the room in her underwear, collapsed and mumbled about her legs turning blue. They were clearly an odd colour, so I basically ran round in circles in a panic until I decided to ring an ambulance... at which point she burst out laughing. Turns out it was dye from her new cheap jeans. I was not impressed by her acting skills. But her sense of humour...