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Man's blue skin A&E panic was just bed sheet dye

Tommy Lynch, from Derbyshire, said he had woken from a long sleep looking like "an Avatar"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ygj315dx7o

Man's blue skin A&E panic was just bed sheet dye

Tommy Lynch rushed to hospital when he woke with blue skin but it turned out to be from his sheets.

BBC News

@TheBreadmonkey

"bed sheet dye"

he fucked Smurfette.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey Suave in the streets; turquoise in the sheetsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿฉต

@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey

Mauve in the streets, Purple in the sheets.

@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey

Beige in the streets, cream in the sheets.

@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey

Instant regret posting that ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm talking about colours obviously.

@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey

Can't believe I have to clarify, but you lot have a history of taking all the, perfectly innocent, posts I make out of context.

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@wendinoakland @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey

100% exonerated of the scurrilous besmirching of my good name.

@Kierkegaanks @TwoClownsEating @tuban_muzuru @amiserabilist @wendinoakland @TheBreadmonkey

I just held the gif up to my wife and said, "evil hag"