Simon CarterMar 13
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Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look at what they did to him 😭😭
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Show threadDeBread Mar 13
hooray im yeen famous you guys should follow me i make funny art and games
Show threadNovaFlowMar 13
okay, i dont have free will
Show threadChalk Mar 11
@debread hes a person too
Show threadJennyFluff  πŸ’ΎMar 12
@debread hahaha they got him the safety instruction equipment :3
Show threadNatsura Mar 12
@debread @JennyFluff they be treating him better than they be treating the actual people in economy xD
Show threadAlexandre FrankeMar 12
@JennyFluff
yeah, including the safety bottle of Jack Daniel and the safety peanuts. πŸ˜›
@debread
Show threadkieliscallingMar 12
@debread Safety and Booze first 🀩
Show threadWindfischMar 12
@debread @leyrer looks like he has a serious substance abuse problem, you should considering a stern talk with him
Show threadchristian mockMar 12
@debread looks like he had an enjoyable flight...
Show threadreiniMar 12
@debread Now it is definitely not fit to drive 8-D
Show thread[[email protected] ~]$ Mar 12
@debread @yeen.town May I ask which airline it is?
Show threadIntaglio WhitegravenMar 12
@Hanuwu Based on the particular snacks on the tray table, and the Boeing 737-700 info card that's partially visible, I'm guessing it's Southwest Airlines.
Show threadDeBread Mar 12
@Hanuwu Southwest
Show threadRusty CorgiMar 12
@debread The way my intrusive thoughts would be struggling sitting next to that inflatable life vest cord.
Show threadKay Ohtie πŸ”œ FWAMar 12
@Rusty @debread same
Show threadbluestarultorMar 12
@debread Goals. XD
Show threadNicks WorldMar 12
@davep @debread Yoshi is having a fun time then.
Show threadMx. Eddie RMar 12
@debread
Is that how flight attendants make a beer bong, then? Hardcore.
Show threadfuzzyfuzzyfungusMar 12
@debread Yoshi is only allowed in the cabin if his tongue is locked and unloaded.
Show threadDJGummikuhMar 12
@debread obviously flying high :D
Show threadMaki πŸ”» 🌹Mar 12
@debread After the amount of times Mario dumped Yoshi down a chasm, they deserve it.
Show threadRatsnake Games πŸ”žMar 12
@debread minor point of order: how is he supposed to drink with an oxygen mask on
Show threaddisorderlyfMar 12
@debread What have they DONE to ya boy?!
Show threadNora Reed Mar 12
@debread people are just fucking delightful
Show threadDeltaWyeMar 12
@debread Hey Siri, play β€œLearn to Fly” by the Foo Fighters…
Show threadBaral'heia Stormdancer Ξ˜Ξ”πŸ²Mar 13
@DeltaWye @debread YESSSS! I freaking love the music video for that song too
Show threadKolaMagpieMar 12
@debread Safest passenger on the plane!!
Show threadmana πŸ₯Mar 12
@debread omg they wanted them to be safe!!!! how cute >w<
Show threadDr. SobekMar 12
@debread Did he get the mask and the Jacket as part of the safety demonstrations ?
Show threadDarwin WoodkaMar 12

@debread

never feed them after midnight!

Show threadI AM BANKSY β˜• / πŸ—‘β€πŸ”₯Mar 12

@debread
I'm betting that face mask isn't delivering oxygen, but solvent vapors.

@0xabad1dea

Show threadBaloo UrizaMar 12
@debread I'd ask if I could keep the new accessories.
Show threadOtte Homan - remember GeordieMar 12
@debread the Jack Daniels is excellent.
Show threadjohn r red-horseMar 12

@debread

Wait, was this just a ploy to get free cocktails?! :)

Show thread__Λ£π™†π™Šπ™Žπ˜Όπ™ˆπ˜ΌΛ£__ Mar 12
@debread cute as heck!! 
Show threadLucas and his 7 yoshi's.comMar 12
i choose to believe this was two or more flight attendants adding one thing at a time back and forth and it got increasingly comical
Show threadClara L.Mar 12
@debread where does one acquire such a spectacular plushie?!
Show threadLuke KaniesMar 13

@debread @adrianco I once flew from Austin to Portland with a gigantic stuffed lemur.

I absolutely could have snuck guns and drugs with me, everyone was so distracted by it. Just about the whole airport watched it go through the X-ray. (I was shocked it did not get stuck.)

Show threadDeBread Mar 13
@lkanies @adrianco I had to put the yoshi through the xray as well 😭 it stopped working for a little bit because of it
Show threadIso in πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈMar 13
Mf got pure o2 treatment.. must be nice
Show threadChalk Mar 13
@debread all the bsky.social users replying to this not knowing they have to bridge for you to see their replies lmao
Show threadTockMar 13
@debread Hell yeah, Yoshi knows how to party!
Show threadmaking jungle juice during the blood moonMar 13
my boy eating better than I have on any flight I’ve ever taken
Show threadWarren TerraMar 13
That Yoshi has very short arms, I'm glad they saw he was never getting the mask on without help.
Show threadSean Chiplock 🟑 πŸ”œ Manchester, UK (For the Love of Anime)Mar 13
You DO have the money to afford this level of service when you keep evading taxes, I’d imagine
Show threadChalk Mar 13
@[email protected] @debread Sean chiplock ?????? Hi????
Show threadJL Johnson Mar 14

@debread @rpmik nice to see private equity can’t crush the Southwest flight attendants.

#TWU #UnionPride #TWU556

Show threadjavensbukanMar 16
@debread Yoshi is getting KROOOOONK πŸ₯΄