do you come from a LAN down under?
where packets drop and bits plunder.
obscure parodies of 80s songs will continue until current affairs improve.
@i0null Ah, crap. I may accidentally write lyrics based in this post.

@i0null I ordered a bottle of Vegemite off the internet once because of that song.

Raise your hand if you've read my same post previously.

@LovingFalloutLondon1954 The real question is: was it good?
@HummingbirdSecurity Uh, no. It is bitter. It must be an acquired taste. Better mixed with cream cheese.

@LovingFalloutLondon1954
Us Aussies are usually fairly favourable torwards a bitter flavour.

Also, who told you about adding cream cheese?! that's our dirty little secret, shhh! 🤫
@HummingbirdSecurity

@i0null sudo make me a Vegemite sandwich
@i0null - Can you hear, when the ping times flounder? You SYN and ACK, but nothing comes over...
@i0null
Can you hear, can you hear this router ?
You better run, you better get away...
@i0null * launches enthusiastically into playing the flute part*
@i0null "your protocol, your protocol does matter"🎶
(Squints hard at @i0null’s rhyme, trying to make it “UDP blah blah Packets Drop etc”. )
@i0null Can you hear, can you hear the fun BER?
@i0null Can ya hear the dial tones?
@i0null I don't come from the land down under, but I do maintain a VPS there, and the packets sure do drop, and the bits very often blunder.