Nathan Wasson 🇺🇦Mar 10
Hacker Memes
I often get accused of bashing on Windows too much, but to be fair I bash on linux all the time.
Mar 10 at 9:59pmWeb
Show threadbazkie 👩🏼‍💻 bitplanes 🎵Mar 10
@i0null 
Show threadJeff GriggMar 10

@i0null

I /usr/bin/bash Linux all the time!

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Show threadBeko PharmMar 11
@JeffGrigg everyone needs a break from time to time so remember to also cd /pub && more beer
Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)Mar 10
@i0null I feel dirty when I have to CMD on Windows. Well, less dirty than in the GUI. But still.
Show threadrusty_shacklefordMar 10
@juanejot @i0null

Unless you mean for work, Leave windows already. Dogshit OS by dogshit company.
Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)Mar 10
@rusty_shackleford @i0null Huh. And here I thought replyguyism might make it seem *more* fraught for Windows sufferers to switch.
Show threadPaul_IPv6Mar 10

@i0null

my usual convo when folks learn i "do computers":

"so, are you a windows person?"

nope. windows totally sucks.

"oh, a mac person?"

not really. macs suck too.

"huh. do you do that linux stuff?"

nope. linux sucks.

all operating systems suck. the trick is finding out which one sucks the least for the task at hand. :)

"gee, that dip looks really tasty. excuse me a minute..."

Show threadJoe WMar 11
@paul_ipv6 @i0null Yup. All systems suck, just in very different and sometimes unexpected ways.
Mac pleases users, UNIX pleases admins, windows pleases accountants....
Show threadtokenwizardMar 11
@i0null Cunk!!
Show threadIAintShootinMisMar 11
@i0null I told this to a friend and they said you were just vi-ing for attention....
Show threadRobert Kist 🇦🇹🇸🇬Mar 11
@i0null zsh zsh zsh ....this joke... really
Show threadPatMar 11
@i0null I hate how much I love this. 10/10.
Show threadtkissingMar 11
@i0null Have you tried to fish? I heard it's fun for some people
Show threadMrGrumpyMonkeyMar 11
@i0null Don't mind me making this face  after reading this text. Sometimes I hate that I can read between the lines, but it also keeps me out of trouble and will cause the opposition to question my reality when I make some stupid joke just like this. Bravo. 
Show threadHacker MemesMar 11
@mrgrumpymonkey tbh, i've no idea what this means 
Show threadMrGrumpyMonkeyMar 11
@i0null Everyone has their own interpretation of what they interact with.
Show threadHacker MemesMar 11
@mrgrumpymonkey ahh yes, you mean in like the subjective Kantian sense? it was the opposition to questioning reality part that throw me.
Show threadMrGrumpyMonkeyMar 11
@i0null I tend to break peoples brains when I say the quiet part out loud. I'm a nerdy IT guy who's masquerading as a Security Guard. Sometimes that nerdy part of me is shown front and center. The masses are scared of my understanding of that world. Sometimes I scare myself with how much I've learned over the decades. So, when I do make a nerdy joke, I tend to get muffled laughs from the opposition. I get it, because I don't get most others jokes either. But this one hit home.