Track_Shovel

Girl, ain't you hungry?

https://slrpnk.net/post/35101335

Mar 9 at 11:38pmWeb
Show threadUlvainMar 10
Touché. Excellent analogy, actually
Show threadtoy_boat_toy_boatMar 10
two second rule
Show threadiamthetotMar 10
I don’t think OP is getting touchéd at all, actually.
Show threadValmondMar 10
Except with a sabre.
Show threadBronzebeardMar 10
The hummus?
Show threadFuckfuckmyfuckingassMar 10
My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.
Show threadWhostosayMar 10

Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.

Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.

A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.

But then the beauty comes in, it’s free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while mainting eye contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.

All around good strat. Will corndog again.

Show threadCIA_chatbotMar 10
Show threadGerudoMar 10
For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it
Show threadWhostosayMar 10
I’m saying, at the very least, it’s a cheap laugh
Show threadbaguettefishMar 10
would you even want someone for whom it fails? it’s a good filter in that way
Show threadda_cow (she/her)Mar 10
You will probably filter out all vegans/vegetarians through this. If this is good or bad is up to everyone else to decide for themselves.
Show threadbaguettefishMar 10
oops
Show threadtacosanonymousMar 10
I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.
Show threadWhostosayMar 10
Critical.
Show threadSunforgedMar 10
Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.
Show threadWhostosayMar 10
I’m trying to share it with the world
Show threadTrack_ShovelMar 10

You know what? Uncorns your dog

Show threaddiabetic_porcupineMar 10
At least you can peel off the corn dog husk and still eat it without getting floor in your mouth
Show threadBeesbeesbeesMar 10
How it felt when I spent 5 minutes on hinge. I swear every person I saw on the guy side was very maga-esque. The glasses, the hat, the fish, the trucks, the balloon animal muscles.
Show threadSpaceNoodleMar 10
Ew
Show threadvaultdweller013Mar 10
Honestly I have to wonder how much of that is some weird type of bias. Like how many guys avoid that shit like the plague so as to not risk association, like I look like the uncanny valley version of that stereotype and avoid that shit like the plague. Mind you there’s also the paranoia and general insular fuckery of my own to factor in but still I wonder if anything statistically or socially weird is factoring in.
Show threadBeesbeesbeesMar 10
I considered this as well. It is a good point, so I read profiles. Many/most were self-identified as conservative , libertarian, moderate, non-political, or religious. In my area they’re almost guaranteed maga.
Show threadzaphodMar 10
In the fives minutes I spent on Hinge all the profiles of women I saw looked like some wannabe instagram influencers. Deleted my account after those five minutes.
Show threadBeesbeesbeesMar 10
Yeah it’s like we had the same experience essentially. I guess they are designed to keep you single but that experience makes a lot of us nope out fast.
Show threadDaddleDewMar 10
It’s almost not touching the dog turd beside it
Show threadsaltescMar 10
lol. Brain’s like, “Oh, here we go, another incel posting… Heh… Hehehehehehe.”
Show threadTrack_ShovelMar 10
Got you going there for a minute didn’t it?
Show threadByteJunkMar 10
You had us the first half ngl
Show threadRekorseMar 10
Bro I had to reread it to realize it was a joke. Got me on both halves.
Show threadStrongHorseWeakNeighMar 10

Every dog has its day.

Show threadRemember_the_toothMar 10
How hungry are you really if you won’t even scrape up a mysterious item (maybe it was once a half-eaten burrito?) Off the floor of the bus?
Show threadSundrayMar 10
Look, I’m not saying I have done that. But I’m not saying I haven’t either…
Show threadTomtitsMar 10

Think this is a perfect opportunity to post Scrandle

scrandle.com

Scrandle

The thrilling daily web game of food comparison. View exotic and delicious scran from around the world and guess which is superior, as adjudicated by social media and your peers.

Show threadda_cow (she/her)Mar 10

For some reason their website does not work at all. I have never seen a website so bad, that it does not work with privacy badger and Ublock. Even after manually allowing every single JavaScript it does not display anything.

Guess if they can not create a functional website I will just not visit it.

Show threadJanxMar 10

Her: “Ew, that hot dog is broken and smells weird.”  

Me: “Damn right. Bon appétit!”

Show threadKeenFlameMar 10
Yum!
Show threadBigfishbestMar 10
I think she’s vegetarian
Show threadGalMar 10
This image is over a decade old. It’s time to let it rest
Show threadAceMar 10
true, but it’s one of those things that pops into my head regularly, most recently around 2 days ago. It’s relatable: I’m the hotdog :)
Show threadexasperationMar 10
Oh you mean it’s from the golden age of the internet from 2005 to 2015?
Show threadLushed_LungfishMar 10
She wants a hot dog, not a cocktail weiner.
Show threadWrenMar 10
I appreciate all tube shape meat. Bring my your tube steaks, your sausages, your kolbassa and your pepperoni sticks.
Show threadTomMaszMar 10
The ants are just extra protein.
Show thread☂️-Mar 10
tbf really hungry people do end up eating the hotdog outside