Girl, ain't you hungry?

https://slrpnk.net/post/35101335

My brain replaced hot dog with corn dog, which is funnier to me for some reason.

Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.

Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.

A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.

But then the beauty comes in, it’s free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while mainting eye contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.

All around good strat. Will corndog again.

For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it
would you even want someone for whom it fails? it’s a good filter in that way
You will probably filter out all vegans/vegetarians through this. If this is good or bad is up to everyone else to decide for themselves.